I wanna lick Bob.
There is really no other way to put it. Kid Rock. The man is most likely the sexiest mother fucker I have ever had the pleasure to lay my pretty blue eyes on. His presence alone sends chills and little ol' goosebumps right down my spine. You know, the way ELVIS did all those women back in the day. Of course, though, Bob is one serious BadAss. That's the rub, really. He's from way up there and me, well, I'm just a redneck from Texas--fat, non-glamourous, and definitely not in his league. But, wouldn't it be nice if one day he were to bump into me and think "DAMN," then cast me one of his sexy little winks. Later, after a few too many I could say, "I wanna lick you, Bob." And he would just wink at me again and we would live happily ever after.
