Man, i hate this part. Anyone who can sum up the entirety of their life in an "About Me" section of any website should be taken out and shot.

I'm just a guy. I work. When I'm not at work, i do stuff. Sometimes i go hiking through the mountains. Sometimes i fish. Other times I just hang out with friends. Sometimes i dress up as a clown and rob liquor stores. It depends on the day, and my mood, really

I live with my 12 year old daughter Erin, my 5 year old border collie Sham, and a goofy cat named Bodie. The dog and cat are significantly easier to take care of than my daughter. Aparently, people dont like it when you tie your daughter out in the back yard and give her a bone to chew on while you go to work. I guess if it's ok for the dog, it's not necessarily ok for the kid. Go figure.