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  Listen, you don't have to be a brain surgeon to please your man.  Whether you're a Ho or a Housewife; a housewife and a ho; in love with a man or just tryina git da bills paid...   one of the best kept secret to keepin a man open on you is giving him GREAT head.artistic.gif  Yeah, that's right!!  Everyone but Boogie! :-) So, get yo prissy-ass on the floor and suck that mans dick! The nastier and wetter the better!!
          Here are some tips that are sure to tighten your jaw game and blow his top:mischievous.gif
    
     1) "Love what you do" - Don't act all stuck up wit dick in your mouth.nervous.gif  Don't be afraid of it.determined.gif  It don't bite.  Worst than not giving head is doing it like you really don't want to.nauseated.gif  *MEN HATE THAT!!

     2) "Wear Lip gloss or lipstick" - Not that MAC lipgloss.  Yes, it's sexy as hell. kiss.gif  And when you're wearing it, it will make a man want to put his body in your mouth, but it's too sticky and it doesn't allow you to move your mouth up and down on the dick smoothly.  Go get the old school bubble gum flavored $1 lip gloss or some Slut Red lipstick.

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     3) "Get your nails done" - A well manicured hand looks very erotic moving up and down a mans dick.  He'll love it.  *Men are visual and need to see shit looking sexy.awake.gif

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     4) "Don't be afraid to spit on the dick" - A good jaw job requires a wet dick!  So, lubercation is a must!  *Men love to see a woman spit on their shit.  Always think nasty...  the nastier the better, don't be afraid to look like a slut...   especially if you're gettin paid for it!

     5) "Make some noise" - Nothing shows a brother more, that you're into what you're doing, than you moanin and groanin....   so let it out gurl!

     6) "If you can't deep throat (and let's face it, most of ya'll can't) use both hands" - With the proper hand motions and pressure, you can make your hands feel like an extention of your mouth.determined.gif

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7) "Put some muscle in it" - Don't just lick it like it's a lollipop!  SUCK THE DICK!!  Don't be afraid to bite (or should I say nibble).  Don't go chumpin down on shit like it's a BigMacenthralled.gif, just add a little pressure on it.  Nibble on the tip and shaft.  *Not recommended for those wit the razorsharp,jagged edged jibbers!!horny.gif

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     8) *Boogies 2cents!! "Focus your tongue on the underside, right below the head" - Listen for a sign or sound of satisfaction, "Ooh, Ahh, Umm, Ooh, Oh shit", moans and groans, thats your work (or sensitive) area. But don't just sit there all day, shit gets numb!sleepy.gif K.I.M!!

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  *FOR YOU ADVANCED HOS!!*

     9) "Most importantly (if this is a man you're really feelin') Drink Babies!! Swallowin a mans' nut is the best way to show him you tryin to be his main ho. Then get up and tongue kiss him in the mouth right after you're done! (I don't know bout all dat!)  *Not all men, but just those you love or spend that top dolla! Ya dig?!

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     10) Those bitches workin on gettin their man or "daddy" to buy them a BMW... "Bring a friend along" - Nothing will get a man to the car dealer quicker than watching his wife/ho suck his nut out of another chicks mouth!

     11) For those who can do two things at once... "Play with the pussy while suckin on the dick" - Makes your moan and groans more realistic.  *Plus, he'll love to see it and there's no reason why you shouldn't cum too?!

     12) Boogie's 2more cents!! "Eye contact" - Don't be afraid to look him in the eye and let out a vibrating moan. Ummmm...

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     And if your suckin for the dough... "Move slow, procrastinate, give them a 7 min time limit" - When times up! Times up! No nut! Mo money! Make sure he has it, get it b'fo you start! Neva leave 'em mad and blu balled!

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     So, there you have it. Your mama may have told you "The way to a mans' heart is thru his stomach"... well Don's only fuck wit Diva's and I'm here to let you know it's thru the dick! So, get on your knees and get to slobbin'. oNe.

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*Article courtesy of an informative female @DonDiva.

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