The Reverend Menagerie's blog: "Brainfarts, rants, and misunderstandings..."

Why is this on my bar tab? Is this supposed to be encouragement to go gawk at the newest victims here? It vaguely reminds me of a train wreck, with overused camera angles.

Yes, it looks flattering on most people. Yes, it gives the relatively flat-chested a bit more cleavage. Yes, it really hides the ol'double chin. Posting 70 or so pictures using the same damn camera angle really doesn't make you look any better. Generally, it makes me wonder what is being hidden. Once in a while I just want to see a woman at that angle and then try to throw an M&M down her shirt. There's probably something wrong with that idea, though.

I may have to amend my previous statement of seeing a disproportionate amount of "pretty" people. I see a lot of fake pictures. Why? Is posting someone else's picture an indicator of your own self-worth? I've also seen pictures of people who are far older than the picture they used. Your high school pictures probably no longer provide an accurate view of how you look. So, in other words, deception and misdirection are key, just like in a real bar, apparently.

For being a virtual bar, I've seen more "pretty" people here than in any bar I've ever been in. Whether or not this says that real life is disappointing is up for discussion. Oh, well, at least there is eye candy. No touching, though. I'm taken, and nobody is worth losing what I have now.

I joined due to an invite from someone I literally haven't talked to in years. It's been a few days, and I still haven't quite figured out the point of this site. It looks like a place for Myspace whores without the actual Myspace.