A little boy got on the bus, sat next to
a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
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The little boy asked why he wore his
collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."
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The little boy replied, "My Daddy
doesn't wear his collar like that."
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The priest looked up from his book and
answered "I am the Father of many."
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The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4
girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
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The priest, getting impatient, said, "I
am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for
a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.
