BOURGEOIS AND PROLETARIANS…. WILL GET THEIR ARSES HANDED TO THEM BY THE SCARY BIRDS.
The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles. Here at the League of Scary Birds, you will be lucky to throw off the curse with which you’ve entered, and even more lucky to escape with your sanity. Fuck class and forget the struggle, you’re just not going to win.
That being said, The League of Scary Birds is here to have you involuntarily succumb to networking with rather interesting, innovative, intriguing, inviting, and usually infected Scary Birds and Shameless Bastards in a way most instrumental to the greater good.
We define “the greater good�? as both a group and as an ongoing aim of Scary Birds everywhere. The group consists of all people who immediately recognize the ridiculous in each situation they encounter. These same people refuse to take life so seriously they miss the whole point of it all. And the whole point of it all is there is no point; we’re all making this up as we go along. Granted, we are the same people who eat soup with our hands, and are asked in hushed tones to leave public places or we’ll be escorted to the parking garage by security, but ours is the kind of psychological methodology which incites change in society.
The ongoing aim is merely to take over the world. We will do this by broadcasting our rare insights using all media outlets currently available, starting with printed publications as well as web-based publications. We will seek to be broadcast through the air waves; we will storm satellite television stations and hope those working the front desk frighten easily.
Resistance is futile. You
will have your ass laminated by The League of Scary Birds!
