Some male friends want so much more
And they’re heads are so thick
They put their foot in my door
Trying to be slick
My borderline friends
I tell them I’ve got someone
They pretend to understand
Coming up with weird ways for friends to have fun
I remind them I’ve got a man
My borderline friends
They claim “friends” like it’s a safety zone
I overlook some advances as mistakes
They test the boundaries whenever we’re alone
Until I must apply the brakes
My borderline friends
I’m not wanting to understand what’s so difficult
Do they think they can just hit and run
Why can’t they just be adult
When I say I’m not the one?
My borderline friends
Now it’s become important to let them know
If they can’t be friends
They’ve got to go.
I don’t need any
Borderline Friends.
