PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMNET
Body: ALL WHO WISH TO PARTICIPATE ARE REQUIRE TO FILL OUT FORM
I NOW HAVE AN AGREEMENT FOR YOU GUYS
THIS PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT, HERE-IN AFTER REFERRED TO AS THE AGREEMENT,
IS ENTERED INTO THIS DAY OF _______________ 2006, BY ___________________ AND
____________________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER ALL THE FOLLOWING RULES & PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it wTHIS PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT, HERE-IN AFTER REFERRED TO AS THE AGREEMENT,
IS ENTERED INTO THIS DAY OF _______________ 2006, BY ___________________ AND
____________________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER ALL THE FOLLOWING RULES & PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it was very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 p.m. - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that love making shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e., where are we heading with this?, do you
love me?, etc.) the answer is HELL NO, so don't ask
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called a back-up....unless they are me making them
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good
8. No baby talk - however dirty talk is always welcomed
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business
10. No calling each other friends privileges - we are not friends just sex buddies
11. Calling out the wrong names during sex is ok - don't be offended
12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get
dressed and go the fuck home
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care
15. You CAN NOT borrow my car for ANY reason
16. If anyone ask who you are, the standard response will be, "My roomie's
girl/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the less eye contact the better
18. NO c.. NO fucking - carry your ass home
19. Bring your own drinks - I am not your liquor store
20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass
The aforementioned rules may not be altered. If so, this agreement will
immediately become null and void.
You will be removed from the booty call
list, deleted from phone memory and the e-mail list.
In other words, you
will be blocked from any and all communication until your silly ass
understands and complies with the rules.
PARTICIPATING PARTY SIGNATURE _____________________ DATE
_________________
PARTICIPATING PARTY SIGNATURE _____________________ DATE
_________________
"When people are not thinking about sex, they are thinking how to become successful to get more sex"
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