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created on 11/26/2006  |  http://fubar.com/-/b28484

Booty Call Application

Booty Call Application Name_____________________ Age____ Sex___ Phone_________________ School____________________________________ Occupation________________________________ Height_____ Weight______ Waist_______ Married (Y/N)__ Single (Y/N)__ Other_________ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All night__ Do u like giving oral sex (Y/N)__ Do u like receiving oral sex (Y/N)__ If I cum in your mouth (check appropriate answer) Spit__ Swallow__ Depends__ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Scratch__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ Or do u just hump like hell__ List three positions u like: 1._____________________ 2._____________________ 3._____________________ What is your preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous__ When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer) Morning__ Afternoon__ Night__ How late can u stay out (check appropriate answer) 11-12am__ 1-2am__ all night__ Any talent or skills (Y/N) if so, list _________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________________________ Applicants signature________________________________ Date__________________ PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES 1. No sleeping over-- unless the sex was so good and we need to repeat it in the morning 2. No meeting in public place unless getting drinks or something to eat before the nights events 3. No calls before 7pm we don't have shit to talk about 4. None of that love making you come to fuck and u fuck to cum 5. No emotional conversations--- love is not a feeling between us 6. No comparisons between previous fucks I don't give a shit 7. No calling each other friends with benefits were not friends, we just fuck together 8. Calling out the wrong name while having sex is ok just don't be offended 9. No excessive clothing I don't want u leaving anything when u leave 10. Do not be offended if I don't ask u how good it was I don't give a shit 11. If someone asks who u are, tell them we just met 12. Try not to make eye contact during sex the less connection the better 13. Do NOT call me I'm a call u Failure to abide by these rules and principles will result in a swift and immediate termination of this contract and any other contacts with the holder of this agreement. In other words. I'll fucking kick your ass to the curb. Participators signature_______________________________________ Date_________________ *Notification of your hiring will be sent to u within 48 hours. Pictures will generate a faster response. Thank You
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