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Booty Call Application

BOOTYCALL APPLICATION Name___________________ Age____ Phone(____)__________ Occupation________________________________ Do you live with your parents Yes__ No__ Do you live with your significant other Yes__ No__ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M­­­/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often do you want it (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can you last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do you like giving oral sex (Y/N)__ Which do you prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Threesome__ Group__ While having sex, *What do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Take Control__ Scratch__ Pull hair__ Bite__ Smack Booty__ Fake It__Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ *List three positions you like: 1._____________________ 2._____________________ 3._____________________ *What is your preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Alternate__ Very fast__ Rigorous__ *When is the best time to reach you (check appropriate answer) Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite__ *How late can you stay out (check appropriate answer) 11-12am__ 1-2am__ all nite__ Any talent or skills (Y/N) if so, list ________________ Are you ready right now_____ Applicant Signature:________________________________ Date:__________________ PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES 1. No sleeping over-- unless the sex was so good and we need to repeat it throughout the night. 2. No meeting in public places unless getting drinks or somethin to eat before the nights events. 3. No calls before 7pm. We dont have shit to talk about. 4. None of that love making? you come to fuck and you fuck to cum. 5. No emotional conversations--- love is not a feeling between us, this cannot evolve and we cannot go further. 6. No comparisons between previous fucks? i dont give a shit. 7. No calling each other "friends with benefits," we're not friends and we cannot be friends, we just fuck... 8. Calling out the wrong name while having sex is ok, dont be offended. 9. No excessive clothing!!! i dont want you leaving anything behind. 10. Don't be offended if I dont ask you how good it was cuz i dont give a shit. 11. If someone asks who you are, tell them we just met. 12. Try not to make eye contact during sex.. the less connection the better. 13. Do NOT call me, ill call you!!! However, if accepted please feel free to call anytime after 7pm for the Booty call. Applicant Signature:_____________________ Date:____________ *Notification of your hiring will be sent to you within 48 hours. **Pictures will generate a faster response ***Please feel free to copy and e-mail this back
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