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Booty Call Agreement

THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the __ day of ____, 20__, by __________, between ___________ and ____________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM-we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit-only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions - Example: Where are we heading with this Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advance arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up and go home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style preferred - just hit it hard and right or get the hell out! 18. Reason for doggie style: the less the contact, the better. 19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so don't keep calling. 20. The most important one - no condoms, no sex. Carry your ass home. 21. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store. 22. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. Participating Parties: Signature: ______________________________________________________________________ Date: ___________________________________________________________________________ Signature: ______________________________________________________________________ Date: ___________________________________________________________________________ This a legal and binding document between both parties listed
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