I had so much fun relaying our conversation about our new mom. I thought I would tell about some of our other FUNNY conversations. Same as last time my son's words will be all caps.
I was watching 16 candles with my son, I had totally forgotten about the sceen where the camera flashes on a lovely pair of boobs. When this part of the movie came on my son said......
EWWWWW BOOBIES!!
there is nothing wrong with boobies
THIER GROSS
Sid, that is where babies get thier milk.
NO! ITS NOT!! yes it is. When you were a baby you drank milk from mom's boobies
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NO MILK COMES FROM THE REFIDGERATOR (sarcastic like he thinks I am pulling his leg)
yeah and where do you think it comes from before it is in the refriderator?
WALL-MART!!!!!!!!!!!(in a duh tone of voice)
where does wall-mart get it from?
HHHHHMMM..........WALL-MART GETS MILK FROM MOM'S BOOBIES???????????????? (I am not real sure, but I think he was asking if wall-mart got milk from
his mom's boobies.) (she would have to be a lactating wonder)
no babies drink "people" milk, from thier moms boobies. We drink cows milk.
FROM COW BOOBIES?
yes now you got it! except cows boobies are called utters
THAT IS REALLY YUCKY.
GIRLS DONT HAVE UTTERS THEY HAVE BOOBIES.(he said this like he was trying to teach me something!)
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Sid got to milk a cow at the fair. so now he knows that milk comes from cows. And that his mother is not responcible for the entire milk suply at wal-mart. Now, if only I can get him to stop walking up to total strangers and telling them that he "got to milk cow boobies" and that they are "down below". And why is it that he always pics an attractive female to tell these things too cause they just look at me like ok, and what are you teaching this kid. What am I supposed to say?!?! If you have any suggestion I could use them cause I am utterly clueless!
