spiker's blog: "Pratfalls"

You exhibit an overexuberance in all respects that cannot be satisfied.  Your attitude and ego are over the top, yet you actually have the skills to match.  Its infuriating.  People would hate you, but you're too damned nice.  You always ride like its your last day to live, and leave bystanders vaguely aroused.

Your bike is the Ducati 996.  Sex on wheels.