I thought today that I might have something wrong with me, so I went to see the Doctor. I said, "Doc, there's something wrong with me and I don't know what it is". So he ran some tests and came back after an hour and said, "I can't find anything at all wrong here Robert. But I'll give you a referral to see a Psychiatrist. So I went to him and told him that I've been having trouble sleeping. But after three hours on the couch and $1300 dollars he said there's nothing wrong with you, now desperate I went to see the Psychic and she read my palm, did her tarot cards and even looked into the crystal ball. She told me that I was going to die (but not today) said I was going to be heartbroken by a woman (duh) and that my children were going to grow up and make me a Grandpa.
I was terrified that I had an incurable disease no one could diagnose that I went to the priest. I thought I better get right with God if I'm this far gone. The priest said to me, 'alright tell me what it is that you fear'? I told him and he says, 'there's many different things people get addicted to and all of us fail at certain things'. I said but sir, I'm terrified about this! please help me otherwise I'm a goner ! He said, 'alright now tell me the real reason your here'? I told him, 'well it's like this, at night I wake up all the time, everynight all night I always wake up get out of bed. He said, 'Well lots of people do that'?
I said, "but not to check thier fubar messages"!
He said, 'OMG, you too' !