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26, Female, Kingsland, GA

Name:Melissa Smith (please sign my guestbook)
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Birthday:December 27th
Joined:December 18, 2006
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(last updated:April 2, 2007 @ 10:51 pm)

UMMM...IM ME, IM A BITCH, AND IM HOT WHAT ELSE MATTERS?...LOL...ok, on a serious note...I am a very outgoing person. I just like to live life one day at a time. I love the outdoors. I'm very happily married. I'm the type of person to try to make people laugh, I guess you could say I'm quite the jokester.

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- Melissa's Sexy Acronym -
M is for... Mature
E is for... Erotic
L is for... Lusty
I is for... Impassioned
S is for... Sensuous
S is for... Siren
A is for... Adult
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You have a sexual IQ of 131





When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.




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You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?

Passion

83%

Eyes full of Pain

50%

Mysterious

50%

Diamond Eyes

33%

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(last updated:April 2, 2007 @ 10:43 pm)

MARIO BROS. ALL STARS & DONKEY KONG!!! YEAH BABY


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COUNTRY, ROCK, METAL, SOME RAP/R&B, PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING, COUNTRY IS PROBLY MY FAV THOUGH.

SOME OF MY FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS ARE: BUCKCHERRY, RASCAL FLATTS, JOE NICHOLS, KID ROCK, CARRIE UNDERWOOD, METALLICA, TIM MCGRAW, RHIANNA, VINCE GILL, AND A HELL OF A LOT MORE...



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SCOOBY-DOO ROCKS!!! SPENDING TIME WITH MY HUSBAND & MY DOGS(MY KIDS), HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS, GETTIN DRUNK, GOING OUT, 4X4, AND ANYTHING OUTDOORS(I LOVE OUTSIDE), WATCHING MY SOAP OPERAS, AND THERES A LOT OF OTHER STUFF THAT I CANT THINK OF AT THE MOMENT...:)

SHEMAR MOORE IS THE HOTTEST MAN THAT EVER WALKED THE EARTH!!

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ARE YOU KIDDING?...LOL...THERE'S NO WAY I CAN NAME THEM ALL!

All about yourself...the survey.
All about yourself...
First name?:: MELISSA
Middle name?:: GAIL
Like your name?:: HELL NO
Named after anyone?:: NOPE
Any nicknames?:: MISSY, PINKY, MASTER SPLINTER(LOL), MEL, DUMB BLONDE, BITCH(THATS MY FAV), AND A SHIT TON MORE
Age?:: 24
Birthdate?:: 12-27-1982
Birthplace?:: CHOWCHILLA, CALIFORNIA
Time you were born?:: HOW WOULD I KNOW?
Current location?:: GROTON, CT
Height?:: 5'5"
Like your height?:: I GUESS
Eye color?:: BLUE
Contacts/glasses?:: NOPE
Hair color?:: BLONDE
Natural hair color?:: BLONDE
Dye your hair often?:: A COUPLE TIMES
Righty or lefty?:: RIGHTY
Your favorite...
Type of music?:: COUNTRY & ROCK
Band or singer?:: TOO MANY
TV show?:: THE YOUNG & THE RESTLESS, & THE BOLD & THE BEAUTIFUL, OTHER THAN THAT I DONT HAVE ANY FAVS.
Movie?:: DONT HAVE A FAV
TV channel?:: GAME SHOW NETWORK & CMT
Radio station?:: 97.7 & 107.7
Place to be?:: ANYWHERE BESIDES HOME MOST OF THE TIME
Thing to do?:: UMMM...DUNNO
Food?:: BUFFALO WINGS FROM APPLEBEES
Non alcoholic drink?:: WHITE CHOCOLATE MOCHA FROM STARBUCKS
Alcoholic drink?:: JAGER BABY
Animal?:: DOG
Holiday?:: CHRISTMAS
Season?:: SUMMER
Sport?:: NASCAR, FOOTBALL, & VOLLEYBALL
Place to shop?:: WAL-MART, & THE MALL
Clothing brand?:: MUDD, ZANA-DI, K-SWISS
Scent?:: VANILLA
Restaurant?:: APPLEBEES
Fruit?:: BANANA
Vegetable?:: UMMM...PROBLY CORN ON THE COB, OR TATERS
Fast food restaurant?:: JACK-IN-THE-BOX, BUT SINCE THE STUPID EAST COAST DONT HAVE IT, TACO BELL
Pizza topping?:: PEPPERONI
Ice cream flavor?:: BUBBLE GUM, COTTON CANDY, & SHERBET
Magazine?:: COSMOPOLITAN
City?:: VIRGINIA BEACH
Color?:: BLUE & BLACK
Number?:: 7
This or that...
Chocolate or vanilla?:: VANILLA
Pepsi or coke?:: PEPSI
Hot or cold?:: HOT
Black or white?:: BLACK
Dog or cat?:: DOG
French toast or pancakes?:: FRENCH TOAST
French fries or onion rings?:: FRENCH FRIES, ONIONS ARE YUCKY
Hamburger or hot dog?:: HAMBURGER
Pepperoni or sausage?:: PEPPERONI
Britney or Christina?:: NEITHER, THEY'RE BOTH SLUTS...LOL
McDonalds or Burger King?:: McDONALDS, BOOGER FLING IS DISGUSTING
50 Cent or Eminem?:: EMINEM
Canada or Mexico?:: DUNNO
Hug or kiss?:: BOTH
Movies or TV?:: MOVIES
Truth or dare?:: DARE
Do you...
Shower daily?:: YUP
Sing in the shower?:: SOMETIMES
Like to sing?:: YUP, BUT ONLY IF NO ONE IS AROUND...I SUCK BALLS
Like to dance?:: ONLY IF IM REALLY DRUNK
Smoke?:: YUP
Drink?:: HELL YEAH
Cuss?:: FUCK YEAH
Talk to yourself?:: SELDOMLY BUT IT DOES TEND TO HAPPEN
Believe in yourself?:: NEVER HAVE
Play an instrument?:: USED TO, ALTO SAX
Go to school?:: NOPE
Go to college?:: NOPE
Have a job?:: YUP
Like your job?:: YUP, ITS KICK ASS
Want to get married?:: WELL, I HOPE SO SINCE I ALREADY AM...LOL
Want to have kids?:: YUP, SOMEDAY
Get along with your parents?:: YUP
Get along with your siblings?:: YUP
Drive?:: YUP
Random...
Do you think you're trustworthy?:: VERY
Think your funny?:: I TRY...LOL
Ever toilet papered someones house?:: YUP, PLENTY OF TIMES
Gone garbage can tipping?:: YUP
What are your parents names?:: DAN & WANDA STAFFORD
Siblings names?:: REGINA, JOE, BRIAN, & JENNIFER
Do you wash your hands frequently?:: UMM...YEAH
How many time a day do you brush your teeth?:: 1-2
Collect anything?:: DVD'S
Ever been in love?:: YUP
In love right now?:: YUP
What color pants are you wearing right now?:: IM WEARING JAMMIES, BLACK & WHITE
How does your hair look?:: KINDA STRAIGHT & KINDA CURLY AT THE MOMENT
Ever had your heartbroken?:: YUP
Ever broken the law?:: YUP
Been arrested?:: YUP
Been out of the country?:: YUP
Can you stick your fist in your mouth?:: DONT REALLY PLAN ON TRYING
When was the last time you got drunk?:: UHH...A WHILE AGO I THINK, I DUNNO, I WAS DRUNK...LOL...HAHA
Do you do drugs?:: I'VE TRIED POT ONE TIME(ON THE WAY TO CHURCH...LOL), DIDNT LIKE IT, NEVER HAVE SINCE
When was the last time you were high on anything?:: NEVER
Do you prefer the lights on or off?:: EITHER
Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: HELL NO
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:: BOXERS
Do you like to laugh?:: LOVE TO...LOL...HAHAHHAHHA
Ever had a bloody nose?:: YUP
Have you ever caught a fish?:: OH YEAH, LOVE TO GO FISHING
What was the last thing you ate?:: TACO BELL...YUMMY STUFF
What time do you go to bed?:: DIFFERENT TIMES, BUT NORMALLY AROUND 3AM
What's your favorite color?:: BLUE
Do you like to give or recieve?:: BOTH BUT MORE GIVING THAN RECIEVING
Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?:: YEAH, BUT ITS A SECRET
Do you live alone?:: NOPE
Do you own a blender?:: YUP
Do you like the snow?:: LOVE IT
Ever been up a mountain?:: HELL YEAH, MOUNTAIN CLIMBING ROCKS
Ever been rootin'?:: WHAT THE HELL IS ROOTIN'?
Do you like surprises?:: YUP
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