1. Have you ever fallen down stairs sober?
MAYBE WHEN I WAS LITTLE.
2. Have you ever fallen down stairs drunk?
I SWEAR TO GOD THE FUCKERS MOVED ON ME!!!
3. Do you own pants with pleats?
HELL NO.
4. Do you collect anything?
MOVIE POSTERS, AWESOME DVD'S, T-SHIRTS, AND SCARS.
5. Have you ever been robbed?
NO ONE IS DUMB ENOUGH TO STEAL FROM ME.
6. What is your favorite kind of pizza?
THIN CRUST NEW YORK STYLE CHEESE, YUMMY.
7. Ever swung from a rope?
NAH, I THINK THEY QUIT DOING THAT HERE IN THE SOUTH...LOL.
9. Ever smoked anything?
BETTER QUESTION WOULD WHAT HAVEN'T YOU SMOKED.
10. Do you wash your dishes?
MOST OF THE TIME.
11. Do you wear contact or glasses?
USE TO WEAR BIFOCALS, EYES GOT BETTER OR DOC WAS ANUTJOB.
12. What color are your mom's eyes?
BLUE.
13. Ever swam in a lake?
FORCED AS A KID, HATE OPEN WATER, IT'S CREEPY.
14. Do you like cheese?
AMERICAN SINGLES ARE GOOD.
15. Have you ever touched a snake?
FORCED TO WHEN I WAS A KID ALSO, GOD MY CHILDHOOD SUCKED ASS!!
16. Ever taken pictures of a naked person?
COUPLE TIMES, LOTS HAVE BEEN TAKEN OF ME.
17. Root Beer: Birchwood, A&W, or IBC?
BARQS.
18. What town do you wish you lived in?
SAN DIEGO.
19. Would you ever run for President of the US?
NAH, DON'T HAVE THAT HIGH OF ASPIRATIOSN FOR MYSELF.
20. What's your dream car?
1970 GTO JUDGE.
21. Ever shot anything?
YEAH, I WON A FEW GUNS, AND A MEMBER OF THE SINGLE ACTION SHOOTING SOCIETY.
22. Ever burned anything to get rid of it?
YEAH, AND BURNED STUFF JUST TO BURN STUFF.
23. Ever written a check?
YEAH, EVEN FORGED A FEW BACK IN THE DAY.
24. Do you know anyone in jail?
MY BROTHER IN LAW, AND ASSORTED OTHER NUMB NUTTED WATERMELLON SMUGGLERS.
25. Have you ever been in jail?
YEAH.
26. How many hours of TV do you watch a day?
CURRENTLY FAR TO MUCH.
27. If you had to choose the sex of your unborn child, would you choose male or female?
NONE SEXUAL NON EXISTENT.
28. Do you think you could fight in a war?
YOU GOTTA DIE, GOTTA DIE, GOTTA DIE FOR YOUR GOVERMENT, DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY THAT'S SHIT.
29. What's your favorite kind of cake?
THAT BAND THAT DID ROCK AND ROLL LIFESTYLE.
30. Do you pump your gas?
NO CAR.
31. Do you take vitamins?
A FEW FOR HEALTH REASONS.
32. What did you do yesterday?
SAT AROUND, WATCHED SOME MOVIES, PLAYED ON THE COMPUTER, GOT A HAIRCUT, WENT TO A BACHELORS PARTY, MINI DRUNK, IHOP, HOME.
33. Have you ever flown on a plane?
USE TO FLY ALL THE TIME, LOVE IT UP THERE.
34. Ever been to Mexico?
HELL YEAH, HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE IN TIJUANA!!!
35. Ever yelled at your boss?
BROKE A BOSSMANS JAW BEFORE FOR WRITING ME UP FOR SOMETHIGN HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO. ASSHOLE.
36. Would you ever hit a cop?
HIT MY DAD ALL THE TIME BACK IN THE DAY, ASSHOLE IRISH COP.
37. Have you ever said the F word in front of your parents?
ALL THE FUCKING TIME. NO EDIT BUTTON HERE.
38. Do you wear pink?
ONLY IF SHE IS PRETTY AND WILLING.
39. Do you rent movies from Blockbuster stores?
NAH, GO TO THE DVD DISPENSING MACHINES AT BI-LO NOW, OR JUST BUY THE THINGS.
40. Ever been to Trader Joe's?
YEAH, HATED IT. GOT A GIFT CARD TO GO THERE FOR CHRISTMAS TWO YEARS AGO, AND GAVE IT JOSH AND MELODY. THEY LIKED IT.
41. Ever eaten more than 2 foot long subs?
YEAH, BIG DOMS IN NEW YORK BACK IN THE DAY, AND JERSEY MIKES DOWN HERE.
42. Have you ever seen Casablanca?
ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE FLICKS.
43. Do you have a college degree?
3 AT THE MOMENT, AND ALL ARE GOOD FOR NOTHING.
44. How long have you been working?
SINCE I WAS 4 ON THE PLATATION PICKING COTTON FOR MASSAH.
45. Have you ever changed a tire on a bike?
YEAH, PRETTY GOOD AT IT TO.
46. Would you rather have straight or curly hair?
STRAGHT.
47. Do you celebrate Valentine's Day?
DON'T SEE THE POINT.
48. Do you celebrate any weird holidays?
UNBIRTHDAYS EVERYDAY, BLOOD AND BOMBED IS ALWAYS FUN TO.
49. What's your dad's first name?
I'M THE THIRD SO TAKE A GUESS.
50. Do you think you'll make it to 50 years old?
GOING TO LIVE FOREVER. SO FAR, SO GOOD
