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Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.
Why do blondes work seven days a week? So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons? You can also sit upright in a car.
What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board .
How does a blonde like her eggs? Unfertilized .
What's the definition of a metallurgist? A man who can tell if a platinum blonde is a virgin metal or a common ore .
What's the difference between Elvis and smart blondes? Elvis has been sighted .
What is the difference between a new blonde and an old blonde? Vaseline and Poli-Grip .
What's the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop .
What's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart? The shopping cart has a mind of its own.
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb? The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on .
What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus? One has fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus .
What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining .
What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? She turned it over and used the other side .
What is a blonde's idea of dental floss? Pubic hair .
What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill .
Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? Because he didn't want them pooping in the streets during parades
