Blonde goes over to her friend's house
wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt.
'Why are you wearing a
Thank God it's Friday Tee-shirt on Monday?'
'Oh HECK !' the blonde says,
'I thought it meant Tits Go In Front.'
Why did the blonde turn around and go home when she got to the airport to catch her flight?
She saw a sign that said "Airport Left"