>A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
> He puts the alligator up on the bar.
> He turns to the astonished patrons.
>
> "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
> manhood inside.
> Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.
>
> "Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
> In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a
> drink."
>
> The crowd murmured their approval.
> The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
> Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator
> closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.
>
> After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the
> alligator hard on the top of its head.
>
> The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed
> as promised.
>
> The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.
>
> The man stood up again and made another offer.
> "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
>
> A hush fell over the crowd.
> After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
>
>
> A Blonde woman timidly spoke up..........
>
>
>
> "I'll try it.... Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"
