madskillzmoose's blog: "blogs that make say wtf is this guy smoking"

man drives car off bridge hit by salmon that was thrown by pissed off fisher. Fisher to go to court for murder. man runs out of viagra attempts to kill himself. his last words I dont want to live in a world without a boner. french assassin kills man with flying baget. cat and dogs working together to bring down man kind. mice used as darts to kill members of peta (please dont sue me). cedar point starts new coster called this will make you piss youre pants. bats lose wings rat population doubles. tricycles meet in head on crash kills two toddlers parents blame crash on incorrect dosage of cough medicine. a taliban pleaded with George Bush the other day not to shove a missile up Osama's ass. drive by pie throwing 2 killed 8 injured suspect still on the loose.

frogs eat flys cats go meow dogs go bark birds fly into windows flys fly and know for some more stupid shit frogs should fly why think about birds can hop people say frog legs taste like chicken so if you spent youre whole eating frog legs would chicken taste like frog legs why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets what happens if you turn youre headlights and youre driving the speed of light if nothing sticks to teflon how does teflon stick to the pan this is what happens when I get bored lets spell words backwords now dad = dad mom = mom pop = pop devil = lived evil = live sorry = yrros suck = kcus help oh god please help I think the mustard is after me I might get some stains on my shirt but at the same time mustard is my friend and hes after me a list of words for drunk lets get the obvious one out of the way drunk plastered smashed hammered wasted lite and many many more if you managed to get this far no you cant have youre life back it now belongs to my blog HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA see how evil(evil backwards one more live) I am and in real life the bad guys win assholes HA HA HA HA hey get away from my pie or I will stab you can you belive I am a college studunt me neither( but they keep adding shit I dont need greedy bastards) bet you thought I was done 2 lines ago didnt you sucker numbers suck

flies yep that's right flies I hate those little bastards they are pretty much useless I mean there really good at buzzing around dog crap but other than that all they do is annoy you but the thing that annoys me most about flies is swat rader (stay with me here folks please) you find one of these bastards and you go hey I think I am gonna get the fly swatter and kill it and has soon as you grab it you turn around and its gone the fly knows youre after it and now its gonna play its game with you its gonna fly right in front of and land and then when you go to hit it as soon as you get ready its gonna fly away and laugh at you but this time its gonna hide and watch as you search trying to find it then as soon as you give up and put the fly swatter away there it is again mocking you saying go ahead get the fly swatter I am having fun

who said being dropped as a child is a bad thing look at some of the shit I come up with ok so maybe I was dropped several times but that's not the point the point is when you hurt you're head you have good ideas and that's why pumpkin pie is good (yep I just said that) pie is a good guy unless that bastard cake is around cake has it out for pie I think its because pie has a nicer home but those two need to learn to get along. then you have the cookies, they cant be trusted. they steal wedding rings and then put them in you're mouth when you eat them must be some form of cookie karate. Brownies aren't as bad as cookies they aren't out to get you as long you don't cut them the wrong way and that's sad because I am afraid to cut my brownies out of fear of being raped by my snack, and you cant keep these 2 in the same they have jealousy issues when you eat one the other gets pissed off if you try to have both you wonder who broke the damn cookie it was the brownie I would like to continue with coffee and tea but I am out of ideas at the moment so that's for another day but I already know you just cant wait for it now can you p.s. honestly I don't know how I think of this shit

its time for another random boredom blog and we all know how these go for those not familiar with the random boredom blog it works like this I will type a bunch of random bullshit that means absolutely nothing into this box thing that holds my words prisoner what did my words ever do to deserve this my words are innocent innocent I say they were framed by the numbers 420 and 69 I have proof look what they stand for no excuses for you 69 you're a dirty little number and 420 all you do is sleep and get high and what do you two do you take it out on my words(dont blame my words because you're so sleazy that's some one elses fault) you get life in prison but you have to be in separate cells 69 has to be by himself to avoid any further crimes against numbers and keep 420 away from the gardens as for my words they are free but it turns out there not very smart they keep slamming into that wall and falling down the door is there all they have to do is slide it out of the way come on words you have a life of slavery at the hands of the racist paper and pen to look forward to all you have to do is slide open the doors and you're free Hey I told you it was fucked up