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Its funny how your a liar and a cheater. Oh i dont go on fubar anymore spending every free moment u got on this site...i hope every girl ur w/ from now on cheats on you because its what u truely deserve your a scumbag azzhole who cares about HIMSELF.  all y'all girls dont mess with DJTOY cuz hes not a nice guy.

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Name _____________

Date of birth __/__/____

Place of birth: Country ______ State_____________ City ___________

Mother’s name ____________________

Fathers name _____________________

E-mail address _________________________________

Phone number __________________

Driver’s License Number ____________________

Please Answer “Yes” or “No” In The Spaces Provided.

1. ____Are you a Christian?

2. ____ 1Corinthians 7:1 says, “It is good for a man not to touch a woman.” Do you believe the Lord really expects you to keep your hands off a woman until you get married?

3. ____How often do you attend services?

a. Once a week

b. Twice a week

c. Three times a week

d. More

4. ____Do you smoke tobacco?

5. How fast can you run

a. 40 yards ______sec.

b. Two miles ____min.

6. ____Do you chew tobacco?

7. What is your blood type:_______

8. ____Other than a speeding ticket have you ever been convicted of a crime? (If yes, please explain and give dates.)

9. ____To your knowledge do you have any STDs?

10. ____Do you have any tattoos? (If yes tell how many, where, and what kind they are.)

___________________________________________________

___________________________________________________

___________________________________________________

11. ____Do you have any piercings? (If yes tell how many, where, and what kind they are.)

___________________________________________________

___________________________________________________

___________________________________________________

12. ____Have you sinned since you got saved?

13. ____Do you have a valid driver’s license?

14. In 50 words or less, describe what “Don’t ever, ever, touch this girl” means to you.

___________________________________________________

___________________________________________________

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15. ____Do you own a vehicle? (If so give the make and model and list at least four of the preset stations your radio is tuned to.)

___________________________________________________

___________________________________________________

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16. ____If the need arose could you take your Bible and lead a person to Christ right now? (If so list some of the Bible verses you might use.)

___________________________________________________

___________________________________________________

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17. ____Have you consume any alcoholic beverages in the last six months? (If so tell when, where, and how much.)

18. ____Have you taken any medication in the last six months that was not prescribed to you? (If so tell when where and how much.)

19. ____Did Jesus make alcoholic wine?

20. ____Have you smoked marijuana in the past six months?

21. ____Have you, other than by accident, ever hit a woman?

22. ____Would you hit a larger woman if she attacked your girlfriend and you were unable to restrain her otherwise?

23. ____Have you ever been in a physical altercation (a fight) with another man? (If so how many times)

24. ____Do you know CPR?

25. ____Have you ever led anyone to the Lord?

26. ____Do you have any gospel tracts on you right now?

27. ____Do you have any children?

28. ____ Are you a member of any secret society such as the Masons, Shriners, skull and bones, etc?

29. ____Have you ever been married?

30. ____Have you ever been engaged?

31. ____Have you been scripturally baptized?

32. ____Have you ever been accused of rape?

33. ____Are your biological parents still alive?

34. ____Are they married?

35. ____Do you work or go to school? (If yes tell where, for how long, and briefly describe your schedule)

___________________________________________________

___________________________________________________

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36. How much cash do you have on you right now? _________________

37. What is the longest you’ve ever held a job and where was that?

___________________________________________________

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38. Other than John 3:16 write out a verse of Scripture from memory.

___________________________________________________

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39. Write out another verse from memory.

___________________________________________________

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40. When did you get saved? __________________________

41. Complete the following sentences:

a. If I were to be shot, the last place I would want to be shot is in the _________

b. If I were to be beaten, the last bone I would want to be broken is ___________

c. The one thing I hope this application does not ask is ______________________

d. In the unfortunate event of my untimely death, I would like my ashes scattered

____________________________________________________

e. My greatest fear is _____________________________________

42. What do you want to be if you grow up? _________________________________

43. Where did you get saved? __________________________

44. Have you ever been fingerprinted? Yes ____ No _____

45. What church do you attend? __________________________

46. Are you a member of that church (if not, please give the name of the church you are a member of) Yes ____ No _____

47. What is the longest relationship you’ve ever been in? _____________________

48. How many times have you been baptized? __________________________

49. Did you get baptized before or after you got saved? __________________________

50. What is your pastor’s name? ___________________

51. (Other than playing Call of Duty) List some of your hobbies:

___________________________________________________

___________________________________________________

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52. Do you have any identifying marks? (Birthmarks, scars, tattoos etc.) Yes ____ No _____ (if yes please explain and give locations)

53. My dentist is ______________________ City ______________ State _______

I hereby swear that all the information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge.

Signed ____________________________________ Date __/__/____

Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 to 6 years for processing.

boyfriend application

BASICS:

 

Name (last, first, middle, aliases): _____________________________

 

Age: ___

 

Hair Color: __________________

 

Eye Color: __________________

 

Height: __________

 

Weight: _________

 

Phone: ( ) ______ ___________

 

Email Address: _________________________________

 

Have two female acquaintances rate your looks, circling one number per
evaluator, and obtain their signatures:

 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

X______________________

 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

X______________________

 

 

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:

 

Number of previous relationships: ____

 

Number of previous serious relationships: ____

 

Virgin? (Circle one): Yes No Questioning

 

If not, by what margin?: ____

 

Describe most recent ex (Leave blank if not applicable):
_____________________

 

_______________________________________________________________________

 

Percentage of exes on good terms with (Leave blank if not applicable): ____%

 

 

INTELLECTUAL BACKGROUND:

 

Class Year: Freshman Sophomore Junior Senior

 

Highest level of education completed: _____________________

 

Major (if applicable): ____________________

 

Number of languages proficiently spoken or read: ______

 

Career (Or career plans): ________________________________________________

 

 

GENERAL:

 

Hours spent shopping in last six months: ____

 

Favorite movie: _________________________

 

Professed religious faith: _______________________

 

Describe your personality briefly: _________________________________________

 

________________________________________________________________________

 

________________________________________________________________________

 

Are you involved in sports?: Yes No Questioning

 

If so, which one(s)?: _____________________________________________________

 

________________________________________________________________________

 

Are you involved in a fraternity?: Yes No Questioning

 

If so, which one? Please briefly describe its
purpose:_________________________

 

_______________________________________________________________________

 

Describe any leadership positions you have held: ___________________________

 

_______________________________________________________________________

 

_______________________________________________________________________

 

 

REFERENCES:

 

Please attach two letters of reference, preferably one from an ex, and
provide contact information below (optional, but highly recommended):

 

Name: _________________________________________

 

Phone: ( ) ______ ___________

 

Email Address: _________________________________

 

 

Name: _________________________________________

 

Phone: ( ) ______ ___________

 

Email Address: _________________________________

 

 

SHORT ANSWERS:

 

Please answer two of the following questions in the space provided:

 

 

1. Where would you take me on a date, and what would we do?

 

 

 

 

2. In what ways do you show yourself a gentleman while on a date?

 

 

 

 

3. How might you make Valentine’s Day a memorable occasion?

 

 

 

 

 

_____________________________________________________________________________________________________

Thank you for your application! You will receive notification within 4-6
weeks, at which time an interview with a panel will be required

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