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hey everyone im gettin the fuck out of here i cant whait to get back and drink beer and drive my car. but i will be sure not to mix the two. well better get goin i gotta finnish packing laters

im boored again someone hit me up on yahoo instant messanger my sn is sapper101abn

when chuck norris is asked the time he says "2 secconds tuill" the you ask two secconds tuill what" then he replyes with a roundhouse kick to the face. chuck norris tears cure cancer. to bad he never cryes EVER. chuck norris doesent teabag, he sand bags chuck norirs lost his verginity before his father did chuck norris has counted to infinity. twice. if you can see chuck norris, he can see you. if you cant see chuck norris, you may be secconds away from death. chuck norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris. if chuck norris is running late, then time had better slow the fuck down. chuck norris once atended a frat party and proceded to roundhouse kick every poped collor in sight. he then drank 3 kegs and shit on thier floor. just because he's chuck norris rather than being birthed like a normal child, chuck norris decided instead to punch his way out of his mothers womb. shortly thereafter, he griew a beard. chuck norris doesnt read books. he just stares them down untuill he gets the information he wants. chuck norris is curently suing NBC. clambing Law and Order are the names for his left and right legs. chuck norri always has sex on the first date. ALWAYS. chuck norris doesnt sleep, he waits.

with only about 20 days left in iraq. i cant seem to find annything to do so right now im just sorta layin in bed being lazy and EXTREEMLY BOORED if someone could send me an instant message on yahoo that would be greght i always love talking to new people. the screen name is sapper101abn hit me up it would be greghtly appriciated

ok theres a marine a navy seal and a sapper all trying to get into the secret service. they all had passed every test and are facing there final test to finaly get into the secret service. the hiring guy calles the marine into his office and says. "congradulations you passed all the tests and now is time for your final test if you dont pass it you will not make it in" so the marine says "im up for annything im a marine im tough" so the guy says "here take this 9mm pistol into the next room and shoot your wife" so the marine shrugs and says ok. he comes back and says he couldnt do it, xo he didnt make it in. so the next guy (the navy seal) walks into the office and the hiring dude sys here take the 9 mm into the next room and shoot your wife. and the navy seal says ok. he comes back and says "man i just couldnt do it i love her to mutch" so he didnt make it in then the sapper walks into the office all dirty with a chew in his mouth spitn all over the place. and the hiring dude says hey sapper take this gun into the next room and shhot your wife. and the sapper syas "shit no problem" so he walks into the next room annd all the hiring dude hears from his office is. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG the sounds of strugling and crashing then silence. the sapper comes walking back into the hiring dudes office and the hiring dude says "so i take it you did it" and the sapper says "you son of a bitch that gun was nothing but blanks (if you dont know what a blank is it is a fake bullet with no round all it does is make the loud bang)so i had to strangle the bitch"

yeah im fucking boored all the time i need help iv only got a month and a half left and time seems to drag on more and more each day. you can help me by sending me an IM on yahoo sapper101abn someone hit me up please

Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. soldier are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he wants something it's usually 30 days leave, music that hurts the ears, a five dollar bill...or a woman he can count on. Girls love them, mothers tolerate them, fathers brag about them, the government pays them, the police watch out for them and somehow they all work together. You can beat their bodies but not their minds. You can tame their hearts but not their souls. He likes girls, females, women, ladies, and the opposite sex. He dislikes small checks, working weekends, answering letters, missing chow, waking up, maintaining a uniform, and the day before payday. You may as well give in. He is your long distance lover...he is your steel eyed, warm smiling, blank minded, hyperactive, over reacting, curious, passive, talented spontaneous, physically fit, good for nothing bundle of worry..... And will always be there for you regardless of how long its been since you've last talked.

yeah i have no ideah how to do this or what to say in this thing. so yeah i am boored and everyone else is doing it so it must be the cool thing to do. so yeah my truck is down for good but i dont really care because i am going to be handing the keys to it over to our replacements verry soon so that we can come home. i cant whait for that day its going to be greght. i am going to get so drunk the first night backand i dont kare because i havent had anny alchoholl for a long time and alli can think about is beer pussy and my car.well i think ive written enought. mabie il write more in the next blog.