1970: Long Hair
2007: Longing for hair
1970: The perfect high.
2007: The perfect high yield mutual fund.
1970: Keg.
2007: EKG.
1970: Acid Rock.
2007: Acid Reflux.
1970: Moving to California because it's cool.
2007: Moving to California because it's warm.
1970: Growing pot.
2007: Growing pot belly.
1970: Douglas Street bridge.
2007: Dental bridge.
1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth
Taylor.
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth
Taylor.
1970: Seeds and stems.
2007: Roughage.
1970: Popping pills, smoking joints.
2007: Popping joints.
1970: Our president's struggle with Fidel.
2007: Our president's struggle with fidelity.
1970: Paar.
2007: AARP.
1970: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
2007: Being caught with Hustler magazine.
1970: Killer weed.
2007: Weed killer.
1970: Hoping for a BMW.
2007: Hoping for a BM.
1970: The Grateful Dead.
2007: Dr. Kevorkian.
1970: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
2007: Getting a new hip joint.
1970: Rolling Stones.
2007: Kidney stones.
1970: Being called into the principal's office.
2007: Calling the principal's office.
1970: Screw the system!
2007: Upgrade the system.
1970: Peace sign.
2007: Mercedes logo.
1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
2007: Children begging you to get their heads shaved.
1970: Take acid.
2007: Take antacid.
1970: Passing the driver's test.
2007: Passing the vision test.
1970: "Whatever"
2007: "Depends"
