~ Why do redheads really like their hair color?
It does the same thing for the men it does for the bulls...
it fires them up!
~ Why didn't Indians scalp redheads?
They knew better.
~ Why aren't most redheads flat-chested?
It makes the T-shirt reading more exciting.
~ Who makes all the bras for redheads?
Why, Frederick's, of course!
~ Why are redheads so proud of their hair?
It's a clear indication of their feisty and "fiery" nature.
~ How can you tell a redhead is lonely?
There are less than 5 men around her.
~ Why are redheads considered evil?
Aren't *all* addictions considered bad for you?
~ What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A man that's taken with a redhead, but is batting "zero."
~ Why don't redheads wear training bras?
There's nothing "in training" on a redhead.
~ Why did they quit selling redheads Barbie dolls?
Ken kept having low self esteem issues.
~ How do redheads get the tangles out their hair?
A bottle of wine, candles, a good brush, and an even better man.
~ What kind of costumes do redhead girls wear on Halloween?
The kinds of costumes their mothers don't let them out the door with.
~ Why don't redheads get breast implants?
Why improve upon perfection?
~ What did the frustrated redhead say to her uninterested lover?
Nothing, 'frustrated' and 'uninterested' don't appear in a redhead's vocabulary.
~ Why did God create redheads?
He looked at Man and said "Good, now let me reward him to the fullest."
~ What do redheads miss most about a great party?
The lack of equal partners in the men.
~ How do you describe a redhead whose phone rings on Saturday night?
Busy.
~ What do you call a good-looking man with a redhead?
Extremely lucky.
~ How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.
~ How did Revlon come up with its redhead hair color?
Does the word "passion" ring a bell?
~ What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A blonde lets you leave her bed when you are satisfied; a redhead lets you leave her bed when SHE is satisfied.
~ How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "Stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her claws.... er... nails, that is.
~ Why don't redheads like plastic vibrators?
Too frail for endurance.
~ How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
She unties you.
~ Brunette after sex, "Oh that was great! Love you... wanna marry?"
Blonde after sex, "Next!"
Redhead after sex, "Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid!"
