My current mood: peaceful
Hi,I hope this makes you laugh,enjoy :)
~Escort Service~
An escort service got a call one day and the
man said "I need an escort for the night",
Reconizing his voice she said "Who is this"?The man replied "Why,this is George Bush",then the lady said "Ok Mr.President,that’ll be $10,000".He said "No!That’s to much",and hung up the phone.Then he calls another one and says "I need and escort for the night",The lady asked who it was and he replied "George Bush",then she said "Sure,Mr.President,that’ll be $5,000", He said "No!That’s to much",and hung up the phone.Then he calls another one,and said "I need an escort for the night and I’m not paying $10,000,and I’m not $5,000,so can you help me"?Not knowing he was the President,the lady asked him who he was and he replied "I’m George Bush,your President",then she replied in a stern voice,
"Well,if you can come over here and raise my dress as high as the taxes,and as lower my panties as low as the wages,and fuck me like you fucked the nation,then you can have it for free.
