My mother was helping me make my bed today (yes, she does that sometimes because I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and a really bad whiplash injury; both cause LOTS of pain, often making it tough for me to get stuff done), AND while we were stripping off the dirty sheets, WHOOPS, my vibrator appeared!
OMG! OMG! YIKES!
Luckily, she took the dirties out into the hallway before she saw it! I quickly picked it up and threw it UNDER the bed!
PHEW! Her seeing that would have been nearly the ultimate in embarrassing moments!