A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his Drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps up next to him, grabs
his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver.
"I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting,
so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was
stolen and I have no insurance.
"I grabbed a cab home, but after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was
still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I
came to this bar and was trying to work up the courage to put an end to my
life.
"And then you show up and drink the damn poison!"
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