Scotty doesn't know
that Fiona and me
do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church,
but she doesn't go.
still she's on her knees
And Scotty doesn't know.
Oh, Scotty doesn't know
so don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
so don't tell Scotty (Don't tell Scotty)*
Fiona says she's out shoppin,
But she's under me and I'm not stoppin.
Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
so don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
I can't believe he's so trustin
While I'm right behind you thrustin
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
Fiona's got him on the phone
And she's trying not to moan
It's a three-way call
And he knows nothin
Nothin
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
don't tell Scotty
Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
We'll put on a show
Everyone will go
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Parking lot
Why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn
In the snow
Laughing so hard
'Cause Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
MmmmmmMmm.....
I did her on his birthday...
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
so don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty will know
Scotty has to know
Scotty's gotta know
Gonna tell Scotty
Gonna tell him myself
Scotty has to know
Scotty has to know
