Once upon a time,
There was a man walking down a dirt road that saw another man with a horse holding a sign.
The sign said "if you can make my horse laugh I will give a $1,000. The man asked if you he could to give it a shot.
The man said sure, but i must tell you that hundreds have tried and have failed.
The man walked up to the horse and spoke softly in the horse's ear. The horse looked at the guy and started cracking up bad, so bad the horse fell over. The other man said " I don’t believe it, what the hell did you tell the horse"? The guy said "don’t worry about it's something personal between me and horse". The guy got his $1, 000 and went his merry way.
The next day the man changed it up this time. The sign says "if you can make my horse cry i give you $2,000.
The guy came up the same dirt road and read the sign. The guy said if he could try it again. The man said sure.
So the guy walk up to the horse does some sort of moving and then all of a sudden the horse started crying.
The man said "that’s it. How in the hell are you doing that" the guy said “well yesterday you said to try to make the horse laugh, I told the horse that my dick is bigger then his and he laughed. Today to make him cry I’d show it to him.
