Billiard Diva Member of CIA aka Princess...'s blog: "The W.T.F files"

Well for anyone who has young ones who aren't in school yet you have a huge idea as to what I'm bloggin' about. So it's been officially a week ago that my son and I watched blues clues on nick jr, well the episode we were watching delt with the issue of anger management know to adults as daily life but yet to a growing little mind it's called Frustration. So as we watched intently and learned from blue and steve, there are 3 steps to dealing with frustration... as said by steve, you must STOP, Breath, and THINK, sure sounds easy enough to as we repeated all the steps together, that is my son(4yr old) and I, He started to understand what to do when you get frustrated and can't seem to get things right, you just follow these steps and you'll be ok well 4 nights ago, we had bought a new tooth paste by good ole' tom's organic grape flavored kids toothpaste, we had to brush our teeth with it, well I had misplaced it and couldn't find the damn bottle of tooth paste, as I retraced my steps over and over with my son right on my heels, asking mom where's my tooth paste, I want to brush my teeth, I felt myself getting worked up into a frantic frenzie of OH SHIT!!!! at the moment that I started to stress and snapped a wait a minute response to my son, he turned and Looked me in the eye and grabbed my hand and said, MOM, STOP, BREATH, AND THINK, at that point I lost it and started to laugh myself to tears, Yep, my son taught ME something for once that maybe blues clues isn't just for kids anymore?!?!?!?!

Ok, well If I have to remind you I'm gonna, but the best show I think NBC has cooked up yet, Check out "Thank God Your Here" It's just to Pee laughing so hard for!!! CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!!! Monday nights!!!! On your local NBC!!

Well I was sitting here watching popeye the sailor man with my son after work, when I started to drift off in old memories from about a year ago. That's when it hits me, MY DOG.... she's such a B**ch, only because she really is!!! But besides the point, My husband and I took her ice fishing a year ago and about that time she was only 4mos old, and in alaska that time of the year she required some clothing for dogs being how she was a wee thing, because she resembles what some would call the bastard child of benji, if he had puppies with some poodle or something to that effect in the sense of takin' one for the team. ANYHOW, the point I am trying to achieve here is that while out on the lake, we use small shrimp for bait, and some very small hooks as well. Being a puppy and since the mind set for a puppy is usually the same as toddler being everything needs to go into the mouth, at that point we turned our heads to check the status of our beer, and DAMN, she was trying to take off with the fishing pole. She was hooked like a fish, except the line was all the way down her throat, and the with 3 other men around they held her down and cut out the fishing line but were unable to reach the hook. so thankfully she had a small enough hook that was supposed to dissolve after time, she is fine as can be one year later! So moral of the story is, DON'T TAKE YOUR DOG FISHING UNLESS THEY HAVE BEEN WELL VERSED ON ICE FISHING!!! hahahaha!! right!

Well, Well, Well, Well, here we are again faced with another Over Comericalized Holiday. Yes, as I get older I find that every holiday is geared more and more for the younger generation, which is perfectly fine since as you get older presents and things that spoil you cost a whole hell of a lot more then they used to. So I say to valentines day, F**K YOU!!! I am going to start a new revolution of comercialized holidays but it's for the of legal drinking age, so here's to the new holiday on Feb.14th it's now going to be known as "Grunge F**king Day!!!" This new holiday can relate to all, there's no high priced gifts involved, just an expected exhaustion from each person involved. So please, when faced with last minute gifts for your loved one, think, wonder if she/he would love to get grunge Fu*ked??? I know I would!!!! ;) heheheh, Happy Valentine's Day All Cherry Tap'rS!!!!

K, So I wanted to blog something good but I couldn't really think of anything.... so I figured now is the best time to open the door to the W.T.F. files of your alaska billiard diva. Yep, it's usually late when I get motivated enough to ramble on about anything and everything so yeah you could say that mindless stuff is the best stuff to write on. SO, yippee today is Sunday and tomorrow is gonna be monday, and after that it's tuesday... but that all has no meaning to me since i am still unemployed!!!!! so yeah it's another day I get to sleep in!! hahahaha, I know curse me but remember I groan everyday in agony due to the fact that schit ain't gettin' any cheapier in life and our damn economy is going to hell in a hand basket!!!!! but hey, for now we still have our roofs over our heads, good health, and our showers to makes us totally happy!! yep that's gonna be chapter 1 in my short "W.T.F. files" for now, so Love peace and chicken grease to you all!!! ;)