I need your help, you see I have a little problem. last night my penis just got up and left me. when I got up this morning there was a note from saying how I mistreated him and he was going to pack up his balls and leave. I dont know where he would have gone, he has never been out on his own before and I dont think he knows what the world could do to the little guy. I am worried sick for the little guy so if any of you are driving down the road or out for a walk and happen to see a penis with a couple of balls reach me right away and I will come get him. he may be hungry and tired but keep your distace I dont know what he is capable of when scared and alone. Thank you all for your help I really appreciate it!