| subject: | This would be me... |
| post date: | 2007-11-17 02:06:15 |
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So I read the thing below and though that would totally be me. The only difference would be that I wouldn't be married and the girl trying to take my clothes of would be a perfect 10! Cause thats how my luck always seems to be!
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Saying the right thing.... at the right time.
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas
party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like
alcohol a bit. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had
to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple
of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them
is a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly
clean, so is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when
he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red
with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick.
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I've gone to get groceries to make you
your favorite dinner tonight. I love you,
darling! Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee, and the morning paper. His son is sitting at the
table eating. Jack asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 AM, drunk out of your mind. You fell over
the coffee table and broke it, then you puked in the hallway, and got that
black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, Jack asked his son, "So why is everything in perfect order, so
clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you into the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm
married!"
Broken Coffee Table...$239.99
Hot Breakfast...$4.20
Two aspirins...38 cents
Saying the right thing, at the right time...Priceless |
(Next cpl days more 2nd life photos as requested!)
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