POLICE OFFICER
A police officer was rushed to the hospital with an
inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised
him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept
feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.
Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors
hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to
pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at
what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide
strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come
off easily. Written in large black letters was the
sentence.
"Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket
to last week."
