“Hey aggie it’s“…..“I SAID.. HEY AGGIE“……Take the bandage off your ear? What happened Hun?”…
“The other day”… “you were ironing some clothes”…”the phone rang”… “And you accidentally picked up the iron.”…”Ok”…”why don’t you use the other ear?”…”The phone”.. ”rang again”.. ”I see. Did you go to the doctor?”…. “What did he say?”… “He said you have a terminal case of Dumbitus”… “You got upset, I don’t blame you”….. “When you asked how much longer you have to live”…. “He laughed and walked out”.. ”Uh huh terminal yeah”… “Oh you have good news?”…. “John got a job”… “He has 100 men under him? Wow! That’s great what is he doing?”… “He’s mowing the lawn at the cemetery.”.. “eeyah”… “More good news? I don’t know if I can handle this”…. “Your sister is pregnant. That’s great”… “She doesn’t know if it’s a boy or girl yet”…… “So you don’t know if you are going to be an Aunt or Uncle. I see”….”Oh she invited you to the baby shower”….. “You don’t know if you are going to go or not? Why not?”…. “You don’t think it’s right to shower with a baby. I think you have enough water on that brain anyway.”…… “You lost you license? How?”… “You got pulled over the other day”… “The police man said you were driving to fast”……”You said you weren’t driving fast enough”…….”You were still going to be late”…… “And now because of him you were going to have to drive even faster”…… “that’s no reason to take your license”…. “This was you tenth ticket in a month? Why?”….”All winter long you got to work on time”… “But since April 2nd”…. “you have been an hour late for work”…. “Didn’t you change your clock?”… “Yes you got a new one”…..”You think it’s broke”….”Because you are still an hour late for work. Eeeeyep.”…. “Why don’t you just leave an hour earlier?”……..”You don’t want to get there early and have to wait around, ooooohhh kaaaayyy. Speaking of being I need to go or I’ll be late”…….”Save some money?”…. “Write you a letter? Ok”….. “But write it slow”….. “You can’t read fast”…..”I’ll be sure to do that….Bye bye now…..buuubye”
