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What are you waiting for?
My children each year ask me the same question. After thinking about it, I decided I'd give them my real answer:
What do I want for Christmas? I want you. I want you to keep coming around, OFTEN, I want you to bring your kids around, I want you to ask me questions, ask my advice, tell me your problems, ask for my opinion, ask for my help. I want you to come over and rant about your problems, rant about life, whatever. Tell me about your job, your worries, your spouse, your kids, your fur babies. I want you to continue sharing your life with me. Come over and laugh with me, or laugh at me, I don't care. Hearing you laugh is music to me.
I spent the better part of my life raising you the best way i knew how, and I'm not bragging, but i did a pretty darn good job. Now, give me time to sit back and admire my work, I'm pretty proud of it.
Raid my refrigerator, help yourself, I really don't mind. In fact, I wouldn't want it any other way.
I want you to spend your money making a better life for you and your family, I have the things I need. I want to see you happy and healthy. When you ask me what I want for Christmas, I say "nothing" because you've already been giving me my gift all year. I want you.
If you feel the same way, feel free to copy and paste... I did!
I would add , I have all I could ever want in life and then some 
I just want to say, I'm a redneck countryboy by choice. I now live in a city and deal with teens and other young people that call themselves thugs, I ain't real sure what thug means. But thats alright. Ya see I try to just be a simple man with a simple solution<Teach Love not Hate. My customers are my life, I learn from them and hope with all my heart that I teach Love every where i go to. I can't even begin to tell the blessings love has brought to my life. I have a loven wife, and the best friends a man could dream for. When i screw up they come to my rescue. I just wish i could say thank ya enough. ( I am the Plantmaster 6 } Yes it took 6 try's to pass my test. But my love fer nature never let me think about quiting.
