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Caution: The following rant contains truths about the Mormon church. If you wish to continue believing that the LDS organization is worth belonging to you may want to suspend rational thought before continuing.
The leadership of the LDS church today announced that although they were forced by financial imperatives to abandon their crusade of hatred against blacks, there is no such imperative at this point to keep them from spewing hatred of homosexuals from the pulpit and in the legislative arena. The First Presidency of the church verified this with a statement at the general conference assembly that "As long as gay people continue to have "icky" sex we will fight on every available front to keep them from being accepted as human beings." Although they did not state it explicitly, the general consensus is that the minute that it appears to effect cash flow there will be a "Revelation from God" that He has changed His mind once again and that the Church can begin the task of rewriting their history to pretend that there was never any bigotry involved in their decision to deny basic human rights to those that they didn't like. When asked about the amount of tithing money wasted on the illegal interference in the California prop. 8 debacle the response was "We don't consider the money to be wasted in the light of the amount of anti-gay propaganda that we were able to disseminate. We feel that the overall gains in bigotry and hatred, however temporary they may prove to be, were well worth the cost"
The preceding was paraphrased from actual statements and extrapolated historical occurrences of the LDS church
