Hey everyone! I don't know if anyone is interested in this, (I don't have tits and well.. that's about it.) but I thought I would make it a little easier to get to know me (or about me, if for some reason you feel the need to.) First off, I'm in the Navy, divorced twice, have 3 amazing boys, and I am a nerd. (... and a sudden vaccum is created by the outgoing rush of whatever women had stopped by.) I read too much and my jokes are really funny if you have the right sense of humor. Currently single, not really looking for a girlfriend, (but am always taking applications...) but if I were, my experiences have taught me that I want someone with intelligence and a great sense of humor. (And it's always good if they have low standards, but to date me, I think you have to have them.) Redheads have always been a weakness of mine, but I never figured out why (they always get me in trouble). I love the Princess Bride, no it's not a chick flick. I'm a big movie and comic book buff. One day, I hope to be a published author and my secret never gonna happen dream job is to be a bouncer at a strip club. (don't ask why, it's kinda like the redhead thing. It just is.) That's about it for the moment. If I think of anything else or get any questions, I will respond. Also, one of my book projects has a philosphy thing going on, so feel free to comment on that once I get it posted. (I could use the help.) And the last thing I can think of is that one day I want to get a degree in Philosphy with a minor in religion (mainly because I can't think of a single thing I would use it for). As to what religion I am, it depends on the day of the week, but the closest to espousing my views is humanism. This has gone on for a lot longer than I was planning, especially considering that I already said I was done. Bye!