I promised all of you a grand and mildly embarrassing stunt, and here it is. True believers, I introduce

Mr. Goodnight's Totally Real (and Slightly Stupidifying) First Annual

"Let Me Lie About How I Like You So You Can Give Me the #@&%ing Credits" Post Contest!

This is how it works: from January 27-February 7, to enter, you will need to enter a status comment on Mr. Goodnight's profile page. The status must start, "I want to be your date for Valentine's Day because" and must have a funny, clever, or sweet reason why you should be my date. (Relax, this is not a real date; unless you live in Minnesota or Western Wisconsin, that would be impractical.)

My favorite ten comments will earn their authors a place on a MuMM that will run from February 8 to February 13, where the fuNation will pick my date.

So, what do you get?

The third and second=place finishers will get a 25 credits pack.

My "date" will have their name placed in my name for Valentine's Day and will get a 65 credits pack.

Cool, eh? I say! So, get writing!