Booty Call Commandments
I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises if not you'll trun to dust (vampire)
II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?" Unless it's a movie that we made or making at the time anything else doesent matter!
III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making." A Booty Call is just that a Booty Call!
IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans. unless it for a booty call only.
VI. Thou shalt scream my name often if you forget my name it's ok I don't rember yours
VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town. Or friend from an old job I use to work at.
VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like? If thou doesent have cab fair thou should know to bring bus fair.
IX. There shall be no "pillow talk." I don't wanna know and don't care!
X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever! four play always.
If any of these Booty Call Commandments are dissed or broken you will be truned to stone and then kick to the crub. And the next call will be made.
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