Friends
don't let friends
take home ugly
men
Women's
restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty
is only a light switch away.
Perkins
Library, Duke
University ,
Durham ,
NC
If
life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of
life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have
the time of our lives.
Armand's
Pizza,
Washington ,
DC
Fighting
for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The
Bayou, Baton
Rouge , LO
No
matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and
tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men's
Room
Linda's Bar and Grill,
Chapel Hill ,
NC
At
the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's
House of Coffee and Tea,
Tucson ,
AZ
It's
hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been
anywhere.
Written
in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg ,
AZ
Make
love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET
MARRIED!
Women's
restroom
The Filling Station,
Bozeman ,
MT
If
voting could really change things,
it would be
illegal.
Revolution
Books
New
York , New
York .
If
pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of
progress?
Congress!
Men's
restroom House of Representatives,
Washington ,
DC
Express
Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign
over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's,
Phoenix ,
AZ
You're
too good for him.
Sign
over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly
Hill s ,CA
No
wonder you always go home alone.
Sign
over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly
Hill s ,CA
A
Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or
testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it
Women's
restroom
Dick's Last Resort,
Dallas ,
TX