here's something a dirty Irishman wrote, I thought I would send it to you since it seems to fit you.....
The Good Lord decided,
That you should he blessed.
You were made very pretty,
With a really nice chest.
You may not be a musician,
Who will score a lot of hits.
But you are really cute,
With a nice set of tits.
With so many good qualities,
There is not much you lack.
Your smile is lovely,
And you have a nice rack.
And I am sure you are tired,
Of this poem by some noob.
But it is really difficult,
To stop looking at your boobs.