The Southern Devil The Only King of The's blog: "Pure Poetry"

Babygirl, you're my world
I wanna love you like a squirrel
By that I mean shoving these nuts right in your mouth
And I'd never take them out
And without a doubt I was askin' around
About you and now you put out on my couch
And I hereby vouche that I'm never gonna bounce on you
Now that I got you

Now that I got you
I just don't want you
Can't you catch the clue
You were through with me
Except for that fuckin' part
Cause I can't get rid of the part
Fuck you you can't have my heart
I'm saving it for the finer things
Finer things like a girl with nipple rings
Like a girl with nipple rings
Like a girl with nipple rings
And I don't even like piercings
Like a girl with nipple rings

I like porn and unicorns
I'd fuck your body cold or warm
You like me and you like me
Both my personalities
We can be in a tree
K.I.S.S.I.N.G
And you are free to disagree
But that won't stop me
Make me your king and you'll be my queen
You cook and I'll clean and you'll intervene
Everytime I try a homicide on every single guy who tries to eye you
I do not give a damn, don't you understand
I can kill your man and I plan to hand you his hands
In a black plastic bucket
But fuck it
I'm gonna chuck that dick off a bridge

I can't stand you
And I plan to
Try to understand you
So I won't lose you

(Speaking)
Baby... I gotta tell ya
Everytime I smell ya
I just want to fuck ya

Babygirl please don't cry
You're not mine and we both know why
But cross that heart and hope to die
Cause that's what will happen if you ever try to leave me
Can't you see you need me
Just bare with me, don't be scared of me
I'll get therapy and next time I'm in Hell you'll be there with me

So what I guess I'm tryin' to say is that you're always on my mind
And I don't mind that you're too damn kind
To all my asshole friends who take your weed
Smoke it with me, tell me that they got it from Steve
Who'd ever believe me and you got no fuckin' clue
And if I ever chose wrong would it be cool to sleep with you
Cause I was hoping to get screwed tonight
Alright

I can't stand you
And I plan to
Try to understand you
So I won't lose you
I can't stand you
And I plan to
Try to understand you
So I won't lose you