#10 Lately sits at the computer naked.
# 9 After signing off she always has a cigarette.
# 8 Has a giant rubber inflatable disk drive.
# 7 In the morning the computer screen is all fogged up.
# 6 She has gotten amazingly good at typing with 1 hand.
# 5 She makes sarcastic remarks about your software.
# 4 Lipstick on the mouse.
# 3 During sex she screams "A colon backslash enter insert"
# 2 The jam in the laser printer is a pair of panties.
# 1 The fax file is filled with pictures of some guys ass.