1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito
replies: Maria likes me, but Cheese fat.
2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
3. Shoulder
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
shoulder.
4. TEXAS
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
6. July
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! Julyer!
7. Rectum
I had 2 cars and my wife rectum!
8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'
9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair
11. Chick en win g
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing
12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.
13. Bishop
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop
14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids