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FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE THAT HAS BEEN SO AWESOME AND HAS BEEN WILLING TO HELP ME THRU OUT WORKING TO GET THESE ACHEIVEMENTS ...YOU GUYS ARE GREAT !
OK I HAVE TO VOICE MY OPINION /VENT HERE ....
OK WHEN WORKING THESE ACHEIVEMENTS IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO USE OR I NEED YOUR HELP WITH ....I ALWAYS DO THE DECENT THING AND SEND A MESSAGE AND ASK YOUR PERMISSION TO DO WHAT EVER I NEED TO USE OF YOURS ...I DON'T JUST TAKE IT ...TO ME THAT IS RUDE ...
OK FUPONY ACHIEVEMENT ... I SENT OUT MESSAGES ASKING OWNERS OF FUPONIES IF IT WAS OK IF THEY BECAME AVAILABLE IF IT WAS OK FOR ME TO POLISH THEM .....IN THE PROCESS I WILL ALWAYS LEAVE PAGE LOVE ...BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT PEOPLE SHOULD DO ..
MOST PEOPLE HAVE BEEN GREAT AND HAVE TOLD ME SURE IF I CATCH POLISH IT .....THEN THERE ARE SOME THAT SIMPLY SAID NO ..AND I RESPECT THAT ..THE WHOLE POINT OF ASKING ...THEN YOU GET THE COUPLE OF PEOPLE THAT THINK BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LITTLE FUPONY THAT YOUR BETTER THEN OTHER PEOPLE AND WANT TO BE RUDE ABOUT THINGS ....I CAME TO YOU IN A NICE MANNER ...DON'T BE AN IDIOT BACK !! JUST SIMPLY SAY NO ..
I JUST HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING TO SAY TO THESE PEOPLE THAT THINK YOUR BETTER THEN US ... GUESS WHAT YOUR NOT
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FU PONY OR YOU BUY LOTS OF BLING OR YOU HAVE LOTS OF MONEY OR YOUR MORE POPULAR ..OR EVEN IF YOU THINK YOUR HOTTER ... YOUR STILL NOT BETTER THEN ANYONE ON HERE ...
NOT ONE PERSON IS BETTER THEN THE OTHER ON HERE ..WE ARE ALL FUBARIANS MEN AND WOMEN WHO ENJOY THE GAME ...
SO BASICALLY WHAT I AM SAYING IS YOU NEED TO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS ...AND FOR THE RUDE ASS PEOPLE YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR LITTLE FU PONY RIGHT UP YOUR FUKN ASS ...
THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE ON HERE THAT ARE SO NICE TO OTHERS THAT ARE WILLING TO HELP AND WILL BE VERY APPRECIATED FOR IT
OMG RUDE ASS PEOPLE JUST IRRITATE THE FUCK OUT OF ME
BTW IM NOT A PETTY PERSON ..I JUST DONT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE ACT LIKE IDIOTS TO ME ...ESPECIALLY WHEN I COME TO THEM IN A NICE WAY ...ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS JUST SIMPLY SAY NO ...AND ALL IS COOL
I FEEL BETTER NOW THANK YOU ALL FOR LISTENING
AGAIN I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE THAT HAS BEEN SUCH A HELP TO ME ....I REALLY DO APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU
THANKS
MISSY
WARNING: BEFORE you read this, go use the restroom... & DO NOT have liquid in your mouth...just in case. ;)
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. ... A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another. The directions said that: a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution: There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered conservative! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return! PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!
Stripper joke : Johnny wanted to have sex with a stripper ,
but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO.
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up. "
She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down."
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.
She responded, "The idiot used coins!"
