A little indian boy goes to his poppa and says, "Dad how do you choose our names?"
The father replied, "well, once the time of your birth arrives, I open the door to the tent, and the first thing i see is what i call you"
"wow" says the little kid, "so that's why my sister is named , Morning star!"
"That's Right" he says.......
"so tell me TWo Dogs Fucking, why are you so interested?"