When I was growing up I was easily confused. I remember seeing posters advertising Vacation Bible School and I knew vacation and school were opposites, so Vacation Bible School was an oxymoron. My solution was to change the spelling of Vatican. To this day I can easily switch those two. Perhaps I am destined to be pope?
Anyway, last post for the weekend. I will be off to Ohio to visit some old friends and family. I wonder what drama my mom will invent? sigh. Maybe I can discommunicate her?