| subject: | If zombies attacked!!! |
| post date: | 2008-04-29 18:52:21 |
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I have seen all sorts of sites about what to do if zombies attacked. They crack me up. They are so friggin serious, telling people exactly what weapons would be the most effective and such. Well here are my list of things that you can do in the unlikely event.
1. Never assume that the attack can be isolated to one area. There is always some dumbshit that thinks that their spouse (even though they got bitten) (if the movies are correct....more about that later) cannot turn into one so they travel with said person out of the infection area eventually turning everyone. Snowballing into a big ....thing.
2. Don't believe everything that you see in movies. In the event of an actual zombie attack movies will be about as useful as this blog.
3. Never listen to the government listen to that crazy guy on the street screaming that the world is coming to an end. At least he isn't trying to down play it enough to get everyone killed.
4. If someone you are with gets bitten I don't care who they are, If it is proven that a bite spreads the infection (back to not assuming the movies are gospel. Don't kill willy nilly until you know for sure) kill them pronto. Look out for 1 at all times. This is war people. Not Hello Kitty.
5. LOOT LOOT LOOT! Eventually if you are smart enough to outlast most people, then it isn't against the law. So take what you need. Who is using it?
6. Most important.... Watch the damn news before it turns into something big. If you notice that there is senseless violence that isn't getting any better in some part of the country, buy that gun and ammo. Buy survival supplies. If it is indeed a zombie attack you will be ready and if it isn't.... Well you have a gun. Who the hell would complain about that.?
Good luck!
Skye |
