| subject: | My insane friend |
| post date: | 2006-12-15 14:26:41 |
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Lol... my friend told me what happened today, and it was just far too funny not to share...
Be warned this will contain strong language!!!
She is basically a district nurse and had to go out and visit a patient at her house... It' s out in the sticks and they are currently doing roadworks!
So she gets to the road she is meant to be on and has to stop because she cannot get through... Now she is on good terms with the workmen, and they have a good laugh and a joke with them each day they go past... But she arrives today only to be told there is a big hole in the road and she will have to go round... So this is just what she did, but by this time she is 20 minutes late for her appointment. She sees the next lot of workmen and imediatetly states... i am not in the modd for showing you my tits to get through today i just need to get there... they inform her that the road is full of boulders so she will no be able to get through, so she will ahve to drive 15 miles out of her way to get to where she wants to go!
At this point she is pretty pissed, and says no chance, i want you to move the boulders, the guys are just laughing at her, so she gets angrier and yells... Who do you work for? The workman replies.. the councill... to which she responds... Fucking typical, 12 weeks for fucking men to do a job.. if it were women it would be done in 12 hours... So she has to turn back, but instead of reversing she is determined to do a 3 point turn in a space half the size of her car... So workmen looking on, she trys to turn round, hitting her car 5 times, but keeps going, whilst hanging out of the window telling all the workman to fuck off..
She manages it, they laugh lots and she goes on her way through a farmers field! She sees the farmer on a horse and she slows down, he waves and says thankyou, to which she replies, you wont be fucking thanking me when im doing crop circles in your field lol.
So she gets to her patients house, doe sher visit... then when she is putting her stuff in the boot of her car, she realises her husbands tools are in there. So she sits in the car and draws a big sign... goes back down to the roadworks, pulls the car up... walks up to the boulders with a hammer and chisel in hand, and starts hammering and chiseling at the boulder. the workmen came over laughing and she hands them a sign saying men 12 weeks, women 24 hours!!! Roflmfao!!
God my friend ROCKS!! |
