My Profile Comments
» MÅ®¬ß...
At the end of the school year a kindergarten teacher was
receiving gifts from her class. The florist's son handed her a
gift. She shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is;
Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said, "but, how did you know?"
"Oh, just a wild guess," the teacher replied. The next student
was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift,
shook it and said, "I bet I can guess what it is; A box of
sweets." "That's right said the little girl, but how did you know?"
"Oh, I've been around for many years," said the teacher
proudly. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store
owner. The teacher held the next package, but it was leaking so
she grabbed a drop off the leaking contents with her finger and
put it on her tongue for a taste test. "Is it wine?" the
teacher asked. "NOPE," the boy replied, with some excitement.
The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the
leaking package. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "NO MAM,"
he replied, with even more excitement! The teacher with all
her knowledge finally took one more big taste before
admitting, "I give up. What is it?"
With a giant grin the boy replied, .....
SURPRISE, It's a puppy!"
